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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Where do high school kids get weed from?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

A rare shark is seeking refuge in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Here's why scientists just spent 8 years tracking it - BBC Wildlife Magazine